NEW YORK: Alec Baldwin has been dissed by The New Yorker. In its latest issue, Paul Rudnick imagines the 30 Rock star’s preschool report card. “Alec is a generous although during one game of tag, he claimed that Jimmy Peterson had not tagged him and Alec asked me to call in both a police officer and an attorney,” he writes as a teacher. “When the school photographer arrived to take our annual class picture, Alec threw paint on him, broke a tambourine over his head claiming that the photographer had invaded his personal space and had also shot him from the wrong side.–SS