THAT John Mayer is such a class act. He says he's so sick of reading false stories about him, he's just going to start contributing and spreading lies himself. Mayer filled gaps between songs at a gig in St. Louis, Missouri on Thursday night by telling the audience made-up facts about his life. After telling fans he is scared of all things green and that he was building a time machine, Mayer announced, "When I was a child I would kill small animals and wear their teeth as necklaces. True. Print that. And I've always felt deep down that I was born a woman." The more lies you read about yourself, the bigger celebrity you've become. And John Mayer's stock value has definitely gone up since he started dating Jennifer Aniston.