Funny how things are misspelt, and then mispronounced, in this country every so often. One that I come across daily is 'paid documentry in place of 'paid documentary whenever a strip runs on bottom of the screen. Wrong pronunciation of English words by the learned hosts and guests on some very popular talk shows can also be hilarious. It can be excruciatingly funny hearing the hosts and guests all criticizing or condemning 'General ABC as 'Journal ABC, or 'Senator XYZ as 'Centre XYZ. They are often all not quite satisfied with the 'good governance we have and are forever looking for a 'good governess. Apparently, she has not been found yet. Some poor kids education must be suffering. -TAYYABA NOSHEEN, Kharian, April 8.