DETROIT, US: Police were called to a suspected domestic violence incident which turned out to be nothing more than the screams of a woman smelling a fart. The Huffington Post reports that support was dispatched to a house in Clawson, Michigan after a neighbour heard the screams, with a loud noise between the woman’s outbursts. Police Chief Harry Anderson told CBS Detroit: “One of the neighbours had heard somebody yelling - a female yelling. She was possibly being hit - yelling ‘Stop! No!’” When the police knocked, the woman answered the door and admitted she’d been shouting, but said it was because “her boyfriend had continued to pass gas, and she was yelling at him to stop,” Anderson said.–ON