Some of the greatest minds of Pakistan have risen from ungovernable territories – FATA, Karachi and Internet comments. “Man is born free,” said Jean-Jacques Rousseau, “and everywhere he in chains.” Little did he know a time would come when mankind would be free because of free knowledge, accompanied by a box in which you can type your own comments anonymously.

In this section, we have spoken to some of the most prolific comment writers on the internet about this week’s most important developments.

Ten people of Pakistani origin, five of them women, were elected to the British House of Commons last week’s elections. What do you think?

Your_Sister: Wow! The people of UK have elected five Pakistani women to the British parliament. We all hope that in the next general elections, the people of Pakistan will also elect at least five Pakistani women to the Pakistani parliament.

IncredibleHulk420: Congratulations!!1 Now we have 10 people inside the house of commons in London. It has become very easy to orchestrate an attack.

ButtBrother: Go Nawaz Go! Go Nawaz Go! Go Nawaz Go! Go Nawaz Go! Go Nawaz Go! Go Nawaz Go! Go Nawaz Go! Go Nawaz Go! Go Nawaz Go! Go Nawaz Go!

xxxModyMyManxxx: Don’t be too happy Pakistanis! They belong mostly to the Labor Party and the Liberal Democrats. They will be in the opposition. The Indians who have won belong to the Conservative Party. They will be in government. We win. You cannot stop us now. India FTW!

All the shops and commercial centers in Islamabad will shut down at 8, according to a new policy. What is your opinion?

Your_Sister: This is an excellent idea. I have noticed how shops at all these malls are open late, and the shopkeepers don’t go home and go to bed until well past midnight. This is not a healthy habit. Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise, they say. Shopkeepers must sleep early and wake up early. Healthy shopkeepers make a healthy nation.

IncredibleHulk420: I think that is a better idea than wasting money on hydroelectric power.

ButtBrother: Go Nawaz Go! Go Nawaz Go! Go Nawaz Go! Go Nawaz Go! Go Nawaz Go! Go Nawaz Go! Go Nawaz Go! Go Nawaz Go! Go Nawaz Go! Go Nawaz Go!

growyourhairback1213: It is not advisable to eat and drink after 8pm. Visit our website for a free booklet on heartburn and a mom who is making thousands of dollars every month with her herbal remedy to treat heartburn.

Several angry members of the PPP have decided to leave the party and form a news one. How do you see this development?

Your_Sister: It is clear that former president Asif Ali Zardari is responsible for the PPP losing the last general elections. Everyone blames him for the debacle in which the party was wiped out from every province but Sindh. In this context, it is a good idea that these estranged leaders have formed a new party. Now we will have someone else to hold responsible for PPP losing the next general elections. Everybody will blame them.

IncredibleHulk420: The new PPP is the real PPP. The old PPP should be renamed PPP Nawaz Group. Perhaps that way they will also win some seats from Punjab.

ButtBrother: Go Nawaz Go! Go Nawaz Go! Go Nawaz Go! Go Nawaz Go! Go Nawaz Go! Go Nawaz Go! Go Nawaz Go! Go Nawaz Go! Go Nawaz Go! Go Nawaz Go!

xxxModyMyManxxx: What has the Congress done for Muslims in the last six decades? Nothing at all. Not even Nehru and Indira Gandhi did anything for Muslims. Now give Modi a chance. If the Muslims will prove beyond doubt their allegiance to India and the Hindu cause, then they will progress under Modi.