Gwyneth Paltrow smells awful

NEW YORK: Gwyneth Paltrow has a body odor problem!
The Iron Man star apparently smelled terrible at New York’s Met Ball - but no one had the guts to tell her. “Poor Gwyneth looked picture-perfect, but it must have been the hot lights that caused her to be a little strong on the nose,” said a source.
“It was pretty pungent, and I don’t think she had a clue. I saw at least two people wave their hands in front of their noses after passing her. Gwyneth has heard that aluminum is supposedly carcinogenic, and that putting an aluminum-based deodorant directly on those sensitive armpit glands can increase the chances of breast cancer. If she’s trying out new deodorants, she’s bound to fail with some of them.”–SS

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