Our PM and CM, Punjab are the best examples of the narcissism under the current socio-political scenario. No day goes when we see pictures of both the brothers in print-media ads, full page and half page, never smaller than that. I shall suggest that they should get a bill passed in the parliament to get their pictures on currency notes as well. I suggest 5000-rupee note should have the picture Mian Nawaz Sharif. One thousand rupee note should be decorated with Mian Shahbaz Sharif’s picture and 500-rupee note should have Hamza Shahbaz on it. Notes of 100, 50 and ten rupees notes can have pictures of Ishaq Dar, Sher Ali and Rana Sanaullah respectively.

I am sure Khan Achakzai, Maulana Fazlurrahman, Talal Chaudry, Danyal Aziz and Pervez Rashid will approve my brilliant idea. Let us get rid of Quaid-i Azam from our blessed money matters, he did not like money anyway.

INSPECTOR QABACHA,

Lahore, November 16.