Dr A.H. Khayal

  • T Once a dialogue took place between the Pakistani rulers and the Pakistani masses. It was telecast by the Shameless Television Network (STN).There was no moderator. The devil was requested to act as a moderator. He declined the offer. His reply was: “Since there has never been such a thing ...

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  • T Thanks to the inflation promoting policy of the government, bread has become more expensive. It is hoped that the latest increase will soon be followed by another price-hike. Rampant inflation is the hallmark of our economic virility. An inflation-proof economy is a stagnant economy. The rate of ...

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  • T Ever since Pakistan’s birth, we have had numerous governments. Each government assured the masses that its only objective was to make Pakistan prosperous. Thus, all the governments had one common mission. Only the techniques used by the various governments were different.Unfortunately, ...

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  • T Various sorts of tragedies keep regularly hitting Pakistan. Essentially, Pakistan is a land of tragedies. Let’s have a look at some of these tragedies. One of the tragedies is a tragedy of the chairs. We have two gigantic chairs: The presidential chair and the prime ministerial chair. ...

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  • TThe constitution of a country means the rule of the dead over the living. A constitutional amendment means an insult inflicted on the dead by the living. A nations reverence or irreverence for its dead is determined by the number of amendments that it makes in the constitution, which it has ...

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  • TDemocracy has numerous advantages over non-democracy. Perhaps, the greatest advantage is that a democratic habitat is more congenial to the growth of social crimes than a non-democratic environment. A democratic country is a free country. It guarantees every citizen an inalienable right to choose ...

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  • TFor decades, our rulers have vied with each other for making the life of the masses more and more miserable. They have achieved their ideal. Today, we are one of the most miserable nations of the world. For this, we are indebted to our rulers. Some people are wondering why the rulers have taken so ...

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  • TRecession has severely hit America and Europe. The masses are vociferously protesting against the turmoil. They firmly believe that the recession is a creation of capitalism. They are demanding that capitalism must be incinerated alive. Greece, Spain and Italy are finding it difficult to breathe. ...

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  • TWhen Pakistan was 10 years old, the masses were miserable. They complained to the rulers of their misery. The rulers resentfully told the masses that they did not have Aladdins lamp with which to exterminate their misery overnight. When Pakistan was 20 years old, the masses were miserable. They ...

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  • TIf you want to transform an honest man into a thief, make the necessities of life so expensive that his modest daily earnings are unable to afford them. In order to survive, he must steal whatever he can easily steal. However, if he prefers his honesty to his survival and starves himself to death, ...

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  • TOnce a Pakistani Prime Minister said that he was bringing about a silent revolution. He betrayed his complete ignorance of history. History unequivocally tells that there has never been such a thing as a 'silent revolution under the sun. Within the context of human history, the phrase 'silent ...

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  • TA country is sovereign only if it is militarily self-dependent. A country which is dependent for its survival upon its military imports and yet fancies itself to be sovereign is mentally deranged. In the contemporary world, there are only five sovereign nations. The rest of the countries are ...

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  • TIt sounds mighty irrational that the rulers of poor countries should be far more expensive than the rulers of the richest countries. Ethically, the prices of the rulers of a poor country should be determined by the financial conditions prevailing in the country. But the rulers of poor countries ...

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  • TThank God our literacy rate is very low. Had it been high, Pakistan by now might have become a fossil. And a contemporary Lord Elgin might have carried it to England, as a gift for the Albert Natural History Museum. Unfortunately, most of Pakistans woes are created by some literate Pakistanis. Had ...

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  • TThere is a radical difference between individual borrowings and governmental borrowings. If a particular individual incurs a debt, it is his legal obligation to pay back the debt. If he fails to pay it back, he could be prosecuted for his failure. The prosecution could result in the confiscation of ...

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  • TEconomic misery relentlessly pursues the common Pakistani. Inflation mercilessly sucks the very marrow of his bones. He hungrily gazes at the politician, but is not fed. The politician has no gravy, but only an early grave for him. To console the common man, the politician appeals to his patriotic ...

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  • TImposing a ban on recruitment is imposing starvation on the unemployed. Recruitment bans have been great accomplishments of our democratically-elected rulers. The masses elect the rulers. The rulers express their gratitude by starving their electors. The electors pay back the gratitude by ...

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  • TMan has been deaths arch-patron. He is born to irrigate the world with mans blood. He has been a blood-shedder par excellence. Mans history is blood-red from cover to cover. Someone has said that prostitution is the oldest profession. What a travesty of history The killing of man by man antedates ...

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  • TThe British colonial empire is extinct. The colonies are free. They are being ruled by the indigenous rulers. Unfortunately, the masses in almost every independent colony are miserable. When the masses were British slaves, they were not so miserable. Under the British rule each colony had laws ...

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  • TAmerica has told India to dominate Asia. Actually, America wants to establish another Israel in the region. For decades, Israel has been killing the Palestinians. America has been pouring shipfuls of weapons and sackfuls of dollars into Israel to make it the supreme power of the region. Iraq was ...

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  • TA political tornado has hit Pakistan. The country is paralysed. In order to rescue the country, the politicians are doing whatever they are capable of doing. But unfortunately, the paralysis is getting worse and worse. One cant help believing that the politicians capabilities are incapable of ...

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  • TEver since its birth, Pakistan has been regularly hit by various sorts of calamities. Unfortunately, all these calamities hit the masses the hardest. Generally, the calamities were scared of the upper classes. When floods hit the country, they hit the masses the hardest. When an earthquake hit the ...

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  • TThe economists have informed us that most of Pakistanis live below the poverty line. Lets inform the economists that there are three categories of poor Pakistanis. There are poor Pakistanis. There are poorer Pakistanis. And there are poorest Pakistanis. Unfortunately, the economists have lumped all ...

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  • TFormer President George Bush invaded Iraq and occupied it. Millions of Iraqis fled the motherland. Tens of thousands were killed. The Iraqi infrastructure was devastated horrifically. Iraqs cries hit the skies. The skies were deaf. Iraq needs truckful of gold for reconstructing its devastated ...

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  • TA teacher asked his students: "Can you tell what is the gravest problem of Pakistan?" Some students said it was extreme poverty of the masses. Some said it was national corruption. Some said it was illiteracy. Some said it was terrorism. Some said it was the White House, so on and on. All the ...

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  • TAs America's President George Bush failed to kill Osama. When he left the White House, he left it empty-handed. He did not have Osama's dead body in his bag. What a miserable departure For years, Bush's hounds prowled about in Afghanistan and Pakistan in search of Osama. For years, Osama made a ...

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  • TUnfortunately, each year the rulers present the national budget during the hottest part of the year. The heat in June paralyses the poor masses physically as well as mentally. Add to this, the economic furnace into which the masses are flung during a budget season. If, during a budget season, you ...

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  • TEver since her birth, Pakistan has been suffering from various sorts of cancer at the national level. There has been political cancer. There has been economic cancer. There has been corruption cancer. There has been poverty cancer so on and so on. Imran Khan has established the Shaukat Khanum ...

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  • TCharity begins at home. This is the only maxim that eternally runs in the politicians blood. Otherwise, his blood is absolutely morality proof. It is dogmatic with the politician that when he attains power, his inaugural obligation must be a transmogrification of his personal economics. If, at the ...

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  • TAmerica believes that Osama's air force destroyed the New York industrial towers. America alleges that more than 3,000 New Yorkians were killed. America resolved to get Osama's head. The White House believed that Osama was hiding himself somewhere in the mountainous borders of Afghanistan and ...

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